Why????

Because webdesign peaked in the late 90s/early 2000s!
Also, I wanted to get a better understanding of some of the internals of quarto webpages. Then I found a geocities theme for bootstrap 2 which I used as an inspiriation. Aaaaaaand that is how we ended up in this weird place.

How?

Just clone/fort the repo schochastics/quartocities and adapt at will.